It looks like you’ve stumbled across SneakyHeath! Lucky you!
You’ve got three options:
1. You could leave SneakyHeath here for the enjoyment of others.
2. You could keep SneakyHeath and share him with your friends.
3. You could relocate SneakyHeath and continue the fun!
Before you go though, how about you snap a picture and share where you found him!
SneakyHeath in the wild
We here at SneakyHeath believe that curiosity is a wonderful thing. Instead of just looking straight ahead while walking or living your day-to-day life, we encourage you to look around! Who knows what you’ll find!
SneakyHeath is who we all should try to strive to become.
Version 1.0 of SneakyHeath has a thin white line on the bottom of the front and an image of a hotdog on the back. More versions to come.
While all places have slightly differing rules on placement of SneakyHeath, please observe the following rules:
Do not tape SneakyHeath to windows (in fact, we discourage taping)
Do not place SneakyHeath in an area that may be distracting (such as over signs)
As of right now, there are a limited supply with only 250 being printed. So if you’ve found him, good job!
“It changed my life…”
“My girlfriend kicked me out of the house that I paid for and as I was walking I found SneakyHeath. I brought him back to my girlfriend and we are getting married!
Jenny, I love you!”
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— Guy that found SneakyHeath
“I literally hate fun”
“I just don’t see the point of enjoying anything anymore. Everything and everyone I once cherished is dead.”
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— Old man whose joy for life died years ago
“What’s a SneakyHeath?”
“So … don’t tell Jake this … but I only agreed to marry him because I found out his parents are loaded.”
$ $ $ $ $ $ $ $
— That other guy’s girlfriend
